susanrinkunas
Susan Rinkunas
susanrinkunas
Susan Rinkunas is a Senior Reporter covering abortion access, reproductive health, and politics. Her writing has appeared in Elle, Marie Claire, The Guardian and more. Send tips to susan@jezebel.com

In a year not a single person will care about the last few months of her time in the Senate Read more

I say we do this at the next “debate”

First they came for people hiding gold bars and I did not speak up because I was not a caricature of a corrupt politician...
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Shocking exposes.....Democrat women’s hemlines rise to whorish levels! Our 11 part documentary next on Fox News. Got to love their ability to play both sides of the fence without an ounce of hypocrisy. Read more

ENEMYSHIP ENDED WITH CROOKED HILLARY. NOW CROOKED JOE IS MY BEST ENEMY. Read more

In my very limited experience with expensive(but not that expensive) wine it is actually very easy to tell it’s the good stuff because whoever gave it to you will not stop talking about how much it cost. Read more

The Supreme Court did something good for a change, Trump indictments are stacking up like flapjacks, and Pat Robertson is dead. This seems like way too much good news for a single day. I’ll be hiding under my desk waiting for the other shoe to drop if anybody needs me.  Read more

When these creatures glassily stare at each other, do they lie and say their ill fitting skin suits look good? Do they spew these lies while casually eating those babies they keep getting handed?

Iowa also hates poor people and was fully prepared to tear this building down while living people were trapped inside  https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/01/us/davenport-iowa-building-collapse-thursday/index.html
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So he’d rather they get treated the way Michelle Obama got treated? As in, right wing dipshits claiming she has a penis and getting attacked for daring to suggest children have healthier options for school lunch? Read more

Her outfits are just...strange. I mean, she’s a conventionally attractive woman. A news anchor type. Surely she understands how to put together outfits that are appropriate-for-occasion and modern? Makes me think that Husband Meatball is flitting around her like an addled Fairy Godmother pushing her - “Just put the Read more

My response to that would be, “ok, whackaloon, Oprah’s ‘The Hill We Climb’ is no longer accessible to any students here; thanks a million for your extremely well-thought-out request!,” possibly including a long-winded tale of having it banned nationwide, preemptively burning every copy, etc.
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Justice Neil Gorsuch, nominated by Donald Trump in 2017 to a stolen seat
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